Mental Health Hotline
Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline... press 1 if you are crazy and then some... a little long but funny!
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| Added: | 6/21/07 |
| From: | FunnyGreetingFan |
| Listens: | 354338 |
| Tags: | voicemail humor youmail visual psychiatrist funny |
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At 11/7/11 8:29 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Awesome. Makes my day
At 10/26/11 3:25 AM, Superteller said...
Funnnnny, bit a wee bit too long!
At 9/22/11 9:11 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Perfect!! So funny, very dry. I love it!
At 9/18/11 7:12 PM, tizoc said...
To long i feel sorry for the listener
At 9/10/11 2:35 PM, BigCajun76 said...
Laughed so much my balls hurt!!
At 9/10/11 2:05 PM, BigCajun76 said...
Laughed so much my balls hurt!!
At 8/22/11 1:13 AM, DocRon said...
KEWL!
At 8/19/11 1:29 AM, Gummy said...
Cool!
At 8/13/11 8:58 AM, DominicanitaNT said...
lol!!
At 7/28/11 8:23 AM, cupcake27 said...
verry funny
At 7/20/11 2:11 AM, *Anonymous* said...
boring.... Zzzz
At 7/4/11 5:24 PM, bravosfanatic84 said...
Literally had me laughing out loud! Setting it as my default.
At 7/3/11 6:55 PM, Mr. Howzat said...
AND IT'S HOWZAT!
At 6/28/11 8:12 AM, JonnyCage said...
Stellar! Thanks
At 1/24/11 9:22 AM, Maire said...
Excellent! I'm setting this for everyone!
At 9/20/10 5:53 PM, laughloveknit said...
ha love this one! Have it set for my best friend because she thinks it's hilarious and will call just to hear it.
At 8/2/10 6:54 PM, uruguayo said...
jajajaja i think i might use this one :P
At 7/7/10 4:13 PM, heyyo said...
i don't get it it dum
At 6/15/10 9:51 PM, texter05 said...
Exactly what I need for "certain people" in my life. Thank you!!
At 5/22/10 9:13 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Perfect.
At 5/3/10 7:26 PM, PhotoshopUzr said...
this is hilarious, love it the best
At 2/10/10 10:21 AM, kpilk said...
that is just priceless!
At 1/19/10 7:26 AM, warzs1 said...
THAT IS f**K*NG GREAT!
At 12/14/09 7:24 PM, Makai said...
This would be great if it didn't force someone to wait for 40 something seconds... Great to use on someone you don't really like at all. Or possibly hate...
At 11/6/09 7:44 AM, *Anonymous* said...
great, all my contacts are at least one of these...................
At 10/21/09 7:05 PM, iphone_man said...
this is soooooooooo funny!!
At 10/15/09 7:41 PM, Destiny said...
LMAO!!!! LOVED IT!!!!!
At 9/16/09 9:24 PM, starr04 said...
OMG! too freakin funny!! I Love It.
At 9/6/09 9:13 AM, Scorpio44 said...
this one is funny and cool thanks i needed that laugh
At 8/23/09 8:08 PM, SuzyQ said...
Great, but too long
At 8/11/09 8:18 PM, nathank said...
I love this! I wish there were more like it.
At 7/9/09 5:21 PM, niknac said...
Oh my word! I can't stop giggling. My therapist is almost always amused by my VM greetings, but she is really going to love this one! Thank-you so much.
At 7/7/09 9:04 PM, Lionel said...
I use this on my fathers number, and he always gets a kick out of it. He'll call and tell me to hang up so his buddies can listen, i have a bunch of saved voice mails of him and others laughing at it. Makes his day, thanks!
At 6/6/09 11:19 AM, GrannySuze said...
lol This isn't a good one for people who annoy you. They will keep calling back to listen to it again. They will have their friends call you to listen to it. If THEY annoy you, their friends will probably annoy you even more. It's a great message. People will probably start calling in the middle of the night hoping you don't answer the phone so they can hear it again and again. lol I love this one!
At 5/22/09 2:25 PM, Licha said...
OMG...this was too funny...Thanks
At 5/4/09 9:34 PM, MissMickey85 said...
omg....this is freaking hilarious...
At 4/23/09 8:47 PM, hosey420 said...
this is fucking awesome,
At 3/29/09 7:21 PM, JonPrivate said...
Check out the messages from jonprivate
At 3/24/09 8:21 PM, Leeston said...
great!
At 2/25/09 11:54 AM, MommaJewlz said...
I love it...he sounds so serious....ROFLMBO!
At 1/11/09 9:25 PM, *Anonymous* said...
my brother put this one as mine i lol every time
At 11/17/08 2:00 PM, ferrari1974 said...
too damn perfect!!! 6969696969696969696
At 11/12/08 5:51 PM, DGlamourest1 said...
This is very funny and long. However, I think that I might try it. Because it is so long, people who annoy you will probably get annoyed by it and hang up. Hopefully, anyway.
At 10/30/08 12:12 PM, Mitsuman said...
this is awesome!
At 10/30/08 12:05 PM, Mitsuman said...
this is awesome!
At 10/11/08 8:21 PM, Babe said...
o.m.g. this is soooo funny. wow
At 7/15/08 10:07 AM, argi27 said...
crazy funny.lol
At 7/12/08 7:24 AM, 4everb0nd said...
It's long but it is funny XD
At 6/27/08 5:07 PM, hahadummies said...
yeah its wayy to fuckin long
At 6/15/08 6:31 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I love it!!!! LOL LOL
At 6/5/08 10:28 AM, t001z said...
awesome, simply awesome
At 5/5/08 1:54 PM, ahahh said...
i love it halarilous
At 4/17/08 4:13 PM, keminer said...
thats great! a little long though
At 4/5/08 12:45 PM, SoDoWarts said...
great but too long
At 4/4/08 3:22 PM, rjlutz1 said...
that one was great
At 2/13/08 12:17 PM, NNNicole said...
I have a friend who is a social worker, I think I will attach this one to here number
At 2/5/08 3:55 PM, Termanader said...
BEST ONE in my opinion that is.
At 1/27/08 12:59 PM, rinkus said...
theres a number and extension you can call to hear the same thing, but i dont remember it
At 1/12/08 6:19 AM, thewizard said...
Funny but too long
At 12/9/07 8:50 PM, k4nch1 said...
huahaha.. SO freakin funny. :D
At 10/25/07 1:59 PM, KARNZUMAA said...
I LOVE IT!
At 10/6/07 10:01 AM, Basierre said...
Classic!
At 9/28/07 1:37 PM, badboy said...
this is great
At 9/11/07 8:27 PM, Unknown said...
I like and it's funny it but too long
At 8/29/07 11:34 AM, Unknown said...
funny
At 8/22/07 7:22 AM, Og.Baltimore said...
hilarilous
At 8/22/07 3:08 AM, Bluewolf said...
A classic :-) http://www.ahajokes.com/p016.html
At 8/14/07 7:55 AM, Unknown said...
that was to funny.
At 8/2/07 5:07 PM, DougC said...
funny
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