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I need some service. How come you don't have my watch on John? This is when that dead girl. Look at there's a finger on the floor. Where's that? No, that looks like a. Why does it have nail Polish on it? How many you got last night? Where are they, John? You must have been on a binge all night, huh? OK. Stuff that tastes like steak. You know the meat on the ***. Doesn't it just taste like steak off the grill? But you can't. We had to make a good, a good no. We got to chop it up and make you know, we can make some money off that meat as long as you get it out of the trunk and don't let it get moldy. OK, what's the topic today, John? What are we going to talk about? Not killing people? You're giving me ******* fans and ****? No, not that. Let's talk about someone we could take out and get them drunk, cut their clothes off and leave them on the side of the road. When we got to do it. You tell her that you're going to go. ...