Lying Cheating Bastard
Hello! Youve reached the voicemail system. Please press 1 for customer service, 2 for sales, 3 for technical support, and 4 to hear me tell you, AGAIN, to get the hell out of my life you scum-sucking lying cheating bastard. You may now hang up, and think about what an asshole you are.
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At 11/18/11 9:52 AM, PerfectNot said...
I agree with Alizeandsprite ... just skip the polite part, please. But my version would keep the "think about" part.
At 8/23/11 7:08 PM, alizeandsprite said...
I like it but it's a little too long, I think they would hang up before I got to the good part. I would love just a" hello you lying cheating, scumsucking bastard,now go fuck your self buh bye". can you make one like that?
At 5/29/11 10:52 AM, UpGradeU said...
Love it!!
At 1/4/11 6:44 AM, *Anonymous* said...
AHAHAHAHAHAHA its everything I've ever wanted!
At 12/17/10 9:06 AM, *Anonymous* said...
nice now this is sweet
At 8/19/10 1:43 PM, StillCheeky said...
Ha ha ... great. Too bad I have no one to attach it to LMAO!
At 7/15/08 12:31 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I like everything about it. Would like to have more ditchmail like this one.
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