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Hello? Hello? Yes, yes, I'm. I'm looking for balloons. OK, what kind? I like the balloons. The blue, big brown balloons. Sure. I'd like to blow them up and then let the air out. Come on. And you can do that. How many could I touch and lick? As many as you want. You can touch and lick them all. I like those balloons. Those balloons are nice too. Whatever you wanna do, man. I like to dash. We drink dash. Ohh, whatever you wanna do, bro. I like to eat lobsters too. OK. You can eat lobster. I used to eat. I used to order lobsters and ****. Yeah, and I wouldn't eat that ****. I licked that ****. You're lucky. And then I slapped that **** right off my table.