Free voicemail greetings
Lewd or Threatening Caller
The wireless subscriber you've dialed has reported this telephone number as a lewd or threatening caller. The appropriate documentation has been filed with the subscriber's local law enforcement agency. This and all future attempts to call as well as text messages collected will be forwarded to that law enforcement agency for investigation, good bye
Perfect! Only took one time to get rid of an extremely annoying caller.
I love it!
AWESOME!!!!
Great!
This GOTTA BE THE MOST AWESOME MESSAGE EVER!!!
good one
OMFG!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!! The BEST.......The Best ever....LOL
Perfect...Just what I needed
omg this is perfect for my ex who doesnt not leave me alone! I love it!!
perfect! using this against some scam companies calling me
Thanks!!! I Have A Long Distance Jamaica Number That Keep Bothering Me And WOKE ME UP ON A SATURDAY!
OMG, I so using this!!!
oh hell yeah THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!
I had some pain in the ass bothering me and harassing me but after setting it up so my phone sends their calls directly to voicemail and then this plays and then hangs up on them, the person heard it once, never called again, and put up an away message on AIM saying talking to my mommy about a pathetic person LOL. I love scaring idiots that bother me. Even more pathetic is that the person is 19 years old.
i love this. it worked great the person that was calling all the time and won't getting the message when i won't even reply to her heard this one time and never called or texted again. LOL it's great
LMAO! I love it!
I'm hoping this works for some jerk outfit who calls me before 8 am, constantly calls in the mornings, including on Saturdays, sometimes leaves messages going on and on in Spanish, and at other times I get this idiotic message, Please hold, your call will be connected in a few minutes. The voicemails are irritating and stupid - no comprehensible message has ever been left. This is my CELL and it's on the Do Not Call List.
give me that number calling you and i will call them in german and polish and french and tell them to just f*ck off lol ...works everytime lol
the phone disconnected greeting also works wonders too! theyll stop attempting to call eventually
I don't know which one is better: this one or Dem Franchise Boyz...either one will get the job done.
Love it
This is perfect for a greeting for my estranged spouse! Thank You!!!!
I LOVE IT AND HAVE IT FOR MY EX!! he calld the day after i pick it and hasn't calld again yet. He's prob scared too. lol
Awesome and works to rid unwanted callers. Highly recommended!!
Are collection agencies really gullible enough to fall for this? Doubtful...
wonderful!!
I love it!!!!!!! Lol. Perfect for ex's, and just annoying people in general! But does any 1 know how to just hang up on them without them leaving a voicemail after hearn this. Because it still beeps.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS!!!
asome great for my fiends
Can someone please tell me how to set this for a specific contact? I can not figure it out at all!!!
To post for a specific caller, go to greetings community then click my account in top right corner, then click my greetings and you can set greetings for specific callers.
seas & desist
This was awesome to use on an X who is a jerk!
@yourenemy---THANK YOU!!!! Been trying to figure that out for a while.
Great job finally got rid of telemarketing jerks.
Your website should give the option to set this greeting for specific callers you want to screen!
I forgot about this thing! Im glad you all like it!
OMG Thank You!!!! Maybe This Will Scare My Looser Ex....Thanks Luv It!!
Followed directions enemy left below but still can't fig how 2set 4 specific callers :(
Love it
How do u set this ringtone for just certain callers
Try opening yer contacts list then select the contact you wish to set that ringtone for and enter into the edit mode for that profile then scroll down till you see the option to change the ringtone from default to desired ringtone and save and exit
Too funny
Goodbye blocked callers! :)
It would be I-deal if I was a liar !
I can't get you mail to work
Omg, I love this bcuz my ex isn't getting the picture!
Someone wants to kill me so this might help, not a lol moment
Thank You! Icky negative callers begone!
I used this on my neighbor. He apologized and we're good friends now. :)
Gotta love it !! :)
Used it on a guy who would not
This is hilarious. I'm doing this to a couple of friends. They'll flip. This has to be one of my fav so far. Sounds completely legit.
5683 the Greeting
Hahahah
Love it
Lol hell yea
Well done!
Great idea!!!
lol good for the ones that bother you too much!
LOVE THIS!! Used it on more than one annoying fool that didnt know when to quit. Works EVERY time!!
I used this on my ex husband and he freaked out!!! It worked!!!
How do i send it to my ex.lmao
How do i send it to my ex.lmao
Omg awesome for annoying phone calls!
Absolutely love it !!! scare away annoying freaks out there.
Love it. Get so many spammers. Maybe this will deter them.
I love it
I love this greeting. Straight to the point.
Perfect for my exes! Thank you!
Very nice
OMG!!!!!!Love this greeting. Thanks
How do I add this to my account?? Do I need a premium account?
Awesome but can't download it
Best.voicemail.ever!!! For telemarketers and people who won't leave me alone! Lol
Use this as my weed guys voicemail LOL
I wish I knew about this a year ago a friend of mine was being stalked now my hubbie can use it for his ex and sister lol
I Love This one, it's one of my favorites.
My favorite ditch voicemail!
Why are these greetings sooooooo long!!!!
superb
superb sound quality. The volume is loud without distortion, sustains clarity throughout, and the tone is on pitch. This recorded "Greeting" should set the standard all future recorded "Greetings" should strive for
GENIUS, JUST GENIUS
Perfect!
But they can still leave you a voicemail?
Love it!
This is perfect for my stalker. Just what ive been looking for
No Premium needed. Just add this greeting. This is too freaking funny.