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ONLY A FOOL!!! WOULD SAY THERE AIN'T A GOD.,AND THAT'S IN THE BIBLE.,

Haven't you all heard that there is no god? You are wasting your fucking time, bitches!

btate0121, well said. MAY GOD BLESS US ALL. and remember some people are just not ready or capable of understanding, regardless of their intelligence. I hope GOD helps them. what a shame that people hear this and get offended. they are so clueless.

everyone who said anything bad about this then stop! I you dont like this than mind your own and you can not go to heaven. but dont go around dissing christ whatever. really

that at the name of Jesus every knee shall bow, of things in Heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth, and that every tongue shall confess that Jesus Christ is Lord to the glory of God the Father

GodSword, I must say you're an idiot. Substitute ANY OTHER GOD in place of your God and the argument wouldn't work on yourself. Is it better to ruin the lives of others on Earth in the name of your God than to let people be happy? Example Gay Marriage effects NO BODY except for the gays. It improves their quality of life. I don't care if you fight for the betterment of mankind, and keep your religious views to yourself, but if religion is wrong then all the crusades and witch hunts have been for nothing. If Christianity is right, then I'd rather go to hell because God's a dick for the stuff he says. I.E. He never once said slave ownership is wrong in anyway and even in the new testament it says to return slaves back to their owners.

Better to live a life believing in God and then learning you were wrong after death, than to live a life denying God and then learning you were wrong after death.

The definition of "Faith" is basically choosing ignorance over intelligence. Makes sense not to believe in cold hard facts but yet to still blindly accept an outdated hypothesis. The Harry Potter books contain the same amount of factual content as does the Bible. But, igorance is bliss. To be educated amongst a sea of religious folk is to be truly alone.

The definition of "Faith" is basically choosing ignorance over intelligence. Makes sense not to believe in cold hard facts but yet to still blindly accept an outdated hypothesis. The Harry Potter books contain the same amount of factual content as does the Bible. But, igorance is bliss. To be educated amongst a sea of religious folk is to be truly alone.

anonymous - 4 And my speech and my preaching was not with enticing words of man's wisdom, but in demonstration of the Spirit and of power:... that is a direct quote from I Cor 1:4. You're way off base in the context that you are trying to make this.

lol...the early Christians must have known NOTHING about Christ then...they didn't have scripture! The New Testament wasn't even available to read. I'm still waiting SEE the DEMONSTRATION of violations of the laws of physics that caused Paul, Peter, and others, to believe (1 Cor. 2:1-4). Until then...no sale.

if you don't like it, don't listen to it. be blessed

If you don't respect the Lord then don't listen!

wow its amazing how childish people can be i mean f*** christ grow up and have respect for people who do love christ its a decision you make if you dont like say you dont like but you dont have to be vulgar and childish

Fuck Christ!

Laughed my ass off! And I love master J

wheeew, this is the funniest of all the voicemails I've ever heard on her. ever.

No JESUS, No Heaven. Know JESUS, Know Heaven. Pass it on.

I would agree w/ what btate said above! :) Rock on bro! and there is def no need to be offended. Your letting something so simple bother you when there are other things to focus on.

no jesus know peace know jesus no peace Just say no to hatred hiding behind bible thumping

whywontgodhealamputees period you know what.

hardcore porn. I do hope you will awake one day child!

Remember that on judgement day

stoopid uneditable posts... LOL

so if you don't like Christian greetings.... why click on them? guys, relax. There's nothing to be offended about... it's a true statement. How can you know Christ without reading His words? look up "ignorance". This isn't meant to be an insult.. but a reminder. I know soooooo many people who claim to be "christian" but don't read or worse... FOLLOW scripture. I saw this and a reminder that we can't hope to know the God of scripture... if we never read scripture.. you can't lay claim to the HOPE of the Bible.. if you don't know what's IN it... right? i can't CLAIM to know physics if i don't read a physics book... the same applies here. Guys relax.

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well im'm not into scripture, or christ. i do however find this message hilarious. it is my favorite one, and my friends love it everytime they call and go to voicemail. you guys need to not take yourselves so seriously.

I like it!!! And it is true! Ignorance of scripture is ignorance of Christ! Why do you need porn? As you would ask why I need Christ? Because unlike porn I get eternal satisfaction knowing that I am not only helping myself but others will be helped as well! "There is no stronger act than kindness!"

Inspirational is OK, spiritual is OK. Christian specific messages are offensive and shold be removed from here unless we give equal time to hardcore porn.

I am highly offended by this.