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As I sit here pouring over the endless pages of this accursed term, I cannot help but feel an overwhelming sense of frustration and despair. The homework set before me as a labyrinth-line maze of incomprehensible equations and arcane incantations designed to confound and torment the mind. Each page seems to warp and twist beneath my gaze as though in view with some sinister force beyond my comprehension. I'm sorry you had to hear that dear caller. My husband tends to get a bit dark when he attempts to narrate the feelings of desperate battle weakened school kids as if they were an audio book. I hope you get the point of what he was saying though. Please leave your message after the tone.