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God will f*@# you up!!


God will f*@# you up!!

a southern christian barber shop quartet sing what starts off as an innocent christian song but something goes wrong with the fire and brimstone chorus
Added: 4/10/08
From: professor
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Tags: quartet sing god religious wrong
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At 3/18/12 1:16 PM, JaynaLynn said...
Love it! This would be great if it was shortened. It's just too long. Who is going to want to wait 2 minutes to leave a message every time they call?
At 1/17/12 9:18 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Holy crap, I wish my phone could know if a religious freak was calling me. This would be my default message to them. I love it!
At 12/8/11 8:11 AM, *Anonymous* said...
That's awful!
At 11/30/11 6:21 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Bunch of faggots laughing at God.
At 11/26/11 7:44 AM, taytertot said...
LMAO!! Too funny!
At 10/31/11 3:01 AM, dezi94 said...
That was the best ever forreal
At 9/23/11 10:10 AM, rockenmom said...
good to have just for a laugh!
At 8/4/11 3:18 PM, natinwide said...
i was having a bad day ..that really made my day
At 7/13/11 12:58 PM, *Anonymous* said...
GREAT AND VERY FUNNY !!!! BUT TOOOOOO LOOOONNNNNGGGG :-(
At 6/15/11 6:25 PM, laz305 said...
Hilarious but yeah way to f!@king long, where can I get this mp3 file? lol
At 6/15/11 4:15 PM, Cheesy said...
Funny as hell
At 4/9/11 6:11 PM, wldflower128 said...
Wow! That is hysterical! Keep up the good work. I hope that happens to my dad.
At 2/24/11 1:46 PM, *Anonymous* said...
too fucking long
At 2/5/11 10:02 AM, *Anonymous* said...
This was great why did you remove it!! I'm a spiritual person myself but I am not one of those that doesnt know to laugh at whats funny. Besides everything is true, and actually is even in scripture, lol
At 1/19/11 9:31 AM, JohnVincentGI said...
a barber shop quartet doesn't use instruments, genius! kinda stupid too...
At 11/26/10 7:38 PM, r said...
OHHHH LLLord!!! lmao
At 11/5/10 10:59 PM, Tweetie Bird said...
wolvmarine, what a great idea, please elaborate. I'd love to have this on my Google Voice. I think this has got to be one of the Best I've heard EVER. So Cleaver & Whitty. Makes me think of Ray Stevens, you know I love his work too.
At 10/27/10 4:44 AM, wolvmarine said...
I have recorded many of these messages onto my GV voice mail account. While its recording the message just press the # when you think its long enough and GV will play back the message and gives you the chance to rerecord it if you wish
At 8/15/10 8:58 PM, *Anonymous* said...
ROFL!!! that was too funny!!!!
At 7/22/10 2:36 PM, dasan said...
LMAO That is the funniest thing I have EVER heard!!!!!!
At 7/17/10 12:39 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Ok, that was HILARIOUS! I will be sure after the first time they hear it, I'll let them know about hitting 1 to get it over with and go to the beep, but making a few of them listen to it would be worth it. LMAO thank you.
At 6/16/10 1:21 PM, ringbackgirl said...
WTF!! This is funny! lol
At 6/10/10 12:34 PM, Beth0512 said...
shorter plz
At 5/28/10 12:36 PM, Prestonn said...
EPIC. Even God laughed his ass off hearing this.
At 5/24/10 6:30 PM, *Anonymous* said...
LOl! someone please make it shorter
At 5/24/10 2:32 AM, jemboko said...
Love this one !!! Awesome
At 3/8/09 9:05 PM, Seeking said...
Funny!!! Doesn't matter how long it is...don't you guys know that all you have to do is press #1 to go straight to the beep?
At 8/23/08 10:52 PM, gorealestate said...
WAAAYY TO LONG FOR A MESSAGE! I WOULD HATE TO BE THE ONE ON THE OTHER END
At 8/22/08 7:31 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I LOVE this message!!!! HILARIOUS AS HELL!
At 8/3/08 7:33 AM, *Anonymous* said...
WAY TO FUNNY, AND WAY TO LONG... LOVED IT.
At 7/24/08 2:11 PM, GreendayRandL said...
if anyone was wondering the song is called Hand Of The Almighty! by John R. Butler
At 6/19/08 9:41 PM, Angel715 said...
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I had to play this twice and i was cryin i was laughing so hard! right on!
At 5/4/08 10:48 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Use this for the hardcore religious people that call you. Too bad it is so long, can't imagine people will wait till the end.
At 4/30/08 10:45 AM, kishi said...
We need a few more like this.
At 4/23/08 8:35 PM, gracelicious said...
I Love It!!!!
At 4/18/08 1:39 PM, sirclamalot said...
Play this for the Pope!

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