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God will f*@# you up!!
a southern christian barber shop quartet sing what starts off as an innocent christian song but something goes wrong with the fire and brimstone chorus
Oceaner, do not stray from the straight and narrow way, for the Lord is surely watching what you do. You approach the devils down, turn round on, enter him left, the hand of the almighty fall on you. **** you. Yes, God will **** you up if you dare to disobey stern man. You **** you. Don't you know who **** you up? So you better do some brain while you can. Long ago, a man named Lot had a wife he thought was hot, but she could not stop her black and simple ways. You know? It was her own damn fault when God turned that ***** to salt. That's the way he used to work back in those days. Batman. Really ****** him up. And turn their backs on him. He can **** you. No **** he'll **** you up just like he ****** people up. Back then I used to have a friend named Ray who walked at evil ways. He cursed and drank and broke his neighbors fans. You know, Ray was fully aware that some sheep were over there and he knew them in the bed lacosamide and got ****** him up. When? And paid him back for all his wicked. Deepak. That...
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Play this for the Pope!
I Love It!!!!
We need a few more like this.
Use this for the hardcore religious people that call you. Too bad it is so long, can't imagine people will wait till the end.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I had to play this twice and i was cryin i was laughing so hard! right on!
if anyone was wondering the song is called Hand Of The Almighty! by John R. Butler
WAY TO FUNNY, AND WAY TO LONG... LOVED IT.
I LOVE this message!!!! HILARIOUS AS HELL!
WAAAYY TO LONG FOR A MESSAGE! I WOULD HATE TO BE THE ONE ON THE OTHER END
Funny!!! Doesn't matter how long it is...don't you guys know that all you have to do is press #1 to go straight to the beep?
Love this one !!! Awesome
LOl! someone please make it shorter
EPIC. Even God laughed his ass off hearing this.
shorter plz
WTF!! This is funny! lol
Ok, that was HILARIOUS! I will be sure after the first time they hear it, I'll let them know about hitting 1 to get it over with and go to the beep, but making a few of them listen to it would be worth it. LMAO thank you.
LMAO That is the funniest thing I have EVER heard!!!!!!
ROFL!!! that was too funny!!!!
I have recorded many of these messages onto my GV voice mail account. While its recording the message just press the # when you think its long enough and GV will play back the message and gives you the chance to rerecord it if you wish
wolvmarine, what a great idea, please elaborate. I'd love to have this on my Google Voice. I think this has got to be one of the Best I've heard EVER. So Cleaver & Whitty. Makes me think of Ray Stevens, you know I love his work too.
OHHHH LLLord!!! lmao
a barber shop quartet doesn't use instruments, genius! kinda stupid too...
This was great why did you remove it!! I'm a spiritual person myself but I am not one of those that doesnt know to laugh at whats funny. Besides everything is true, and actually is even in scripture, lol
too fucking long
Wow! That is hysterical! Keep up the good work. I hope that happens to my dad.
Funny as hell
Hilarious but yeah way to f!@king long, where can I get this mp3 file? lol
GREAT AND VERY FUNNY !!!! BUT TOOOOOO LOOOONNNNNGGGG :-(
i was having a bad day ..that really made my day
good to have just for a laugh!
That was the best ever forreal
LMAO!! Too funny!
Bunch of faggots laughing at God.
That's awful!
Holy crap, I wish my phone could know if a religious freak was calling me. This would be my default message to them. I love it!
Love it! This would be great if it was shortened. It's just too long. Who is going to want to wait 2 minutes to leave a message every time they call?
I am a licensed Reverend, and I APPROVE!!
LMFAO!!!!!
Very funny. But WAY to long
What a PERFECT song as a joke for us ATHEISTS! Yes, the Invisible Sky Man who loves you WILL F*@# YOU UP because everyone is a sinner, according to which ever book you pick to 'BELIEVE' in. Perfect! He sure is F*@#ING things up all over the world. Oh!? That's right! Some "gods" are real and others are not and theyre just dumb for believing something different. I think I got that right! One thing all religions can agree on is VIOLENCE! Keep singing! "He'll F*@# YOU UP!" .."Your God hasl F*@#ED you up!" ..
For the "atheist", Who's joking...
Love it. Need a shorter version please
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great song oh so true lol
Why can't I use it?? That sucks
Put It Back On !!! All My Friends & I Loved It !!!
I would really like to use this greeting!! Please bring it back!!
PUT IT BACK....OR GOD WILL...well you know.
I'm an ordained minister and would set this as a greeting for my other minister friends.
I love it... PLZ add it back for use.
awww i WANT THIS!! How can I get it??????
Lol!!! So very true! Gotta you greeting for a lot of folks!!! They need to know....
wow... the one greeting worth downloading and you cant. nice going youmail.