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Go to hell... you suck!

Thank you for calling. This gives us another opportunity to tell you to go to hell. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, you didn’t. You reached it because you suck. Perfect for ex-boyfriends
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Thank you for calling. This gives us another opportunity to tell you to go to [...]. If you feel you've reached this recording in error. You didn't you reach it because you suck.
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28 comments
At 2/24/08 02:49 PM, Cocozz said...

Hahahaha nice!

At 7/11/08 06:03 PM, SuzyQute said...

the bomb

At 8/26/08 03:57 PM, jason10 said...

fantastic

At 9/14/08 03:43 AM, KarenWalker said...

I love it

At 10/29/08 11:27 AM, lalita said...

This was too damn funny!!!!

At 12/20/08 12:44 AM, Anonymous said...

My teen daughter has added this to her voicemail. She loved that it's straight to the point.

At 3/13/09 05:47 PM, babygirldafinest said...

Ha!!! Love It.

At 4/9/09 01:33 PM, Anonymous said...

perfect! absolutely perfect!

At 4/24/09 09:34 PM, crxxfactor said...

perfect!!!!!!

At 12/13/09 02:48 PM, dizbytch said...

haha Pissed off at the hubby and this is perfect

At 1/8/10 10:25 PM, hahs said...

ex husband!!

At 1/9/10 09:59 PM, SatireEmpress said...

My mood right now is that this ringtone will be my default greeting and not just to a specific person. Yeah.

At 4/9/10 09:28 PM, Anonymous said...

this is to my ex fiance... enough with his mind games... here is mine

At 4/15/10 06:20 PM, TrekkieDork said...

Ex-girlfriend

At 4/27/10 04:35 AM, Makai said...

Ok this is going to be what I am going to assign to the damn telemarketers from my internet cable provider who keep calling me every month asking me if I want to pay 30-80 dollars a month for the shit I watch online at no cost with less commercials.

At 4/23/11 07:55 PM, GurleGurl said...

Perfect....he will definitely get the picture....DUCES!

At 7/25/11 12:48 AM, wheelman said...

This is one whoop ass greeting!...i love it....just hilarious!

At 8/23/11 07:09 PM, alizeandsprite said...

I love it!

At 11/29/11 08:43 AM, MichelleSaiz said...

Awesome

At 2/13/12 09:11 AM, Btflove said...

Baby daddy

At 4/30/12 04:46 PM, wOOgie123 said...

cool

At 10/15/12 10:17 AM, LTee said...

cool

At 4/14/13 01:55 PM, Anonymous said...

*************************************************************************************************** CRAP NOISY audio *****************************************************************************

At 5/7/13 09:29 AM, Anonymous said...

I Love It Its Great Just Perfect For Speical People

At 9/6/14 12:59 AM, Armstrong5050 said...

LMFAO, My X wife will be hearing this when she calls again LMAO

At 12/9/15 05:23 AM, freeburd60 said...

Cool

At 4/25/16 08:03 AM, Hotcarmel2u said...

Perfect for disease ridden f! $# ups!!!

At 6/16/20 07:22 PM, ResearchersAppreciation said...

Love it love it

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