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Funny Chinese Food Song
Funny Chinese Food Song
Did you ever think when you eat Chinese it ain't pork or chicken butterflied business yet? The food tastes great so you don't complain, but that's not chicken in your chicken chow main. Seems to me. I ordered sweet and sour pork, but garfields on my fork. He's purring here on my phone. There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking room, the place that I eat every day at noon. They can feed your cat, and you'll never know once they wrap it up. And no boys, they write real Crispin do. Challenging after FI wanted, Morrissey was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store. I said not today. I lost my appetite. There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight. I was sucking on a rolling and a Tums or two where I swear I heard it new voice, and that is when I knew. There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking moon. I think I gotta stop being there, and they say that it's before fish or pork, but it's her there on my fork. There's a hairball on my floor.
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I take this in the spirit it was offered, as a funny song. I realize this goes on in the world and I'm not making light of that, and I certainly don't approve. I'm a huge animal lover.
Too long!
Funny but too long. Most people will hang up b4 end and not leave a message.
I AGREE! its too long, and ur rite. most ppl will hang up and not leev a message b4 ts ovr.
I should use this for a friend of mine. Her cats are named Sweet & Sour only because they were previously owned by a Chinese family and she didn't know what their names were.
yeah. they have a point. it is WAY too long. And personally, if I got this, I would hang up. Because it is not worth listening to this every time.
Long ones are good for telemarketers. :)
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You have got to play this! Its one of the funniest yet clean language ringtones ive ever Heard!!!!