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I possess a higher degree of cat flicking skills than thou. Your skills are respectable, however my cap speed and power far surpassed that of the door. I respect your power, yet I am afraid we must battle. If this is what it comes down to, then let it be. The battle begins. Hello. Look, look a what? Lick, Lick, lick, lick yo click a what? B EE double Rus. I've got to have some beer soda ******* begin. If you're going to the Beer Store, northern bruise on sale, pick me up a case of that superior ale. Alexander Keith makes a tasty concoction. Get me some of that. It's all your options. No matter what you choose. One thing should be clear. The better be a cap. All that beer. OK? Look at that, Joe. Look a what. We're full lick, lick, lick, lick, lick a what? Who's the gap up the bottle? Lit the fuse? Pull out, couch it in your fingers, flick it up and out. Hit the guy in the guy with the shop metal rim. It's going to be a cat fight RUN. We got stickers over here and flickers over there. The bottle casting flyi...