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Crucifying Jesus
Funny dark message about someone saying that they can't take your call because they are too busy crucifying Jesus - this will easily piss off all your favorite Catholic friends!
Sorry I could not take your call at this time I am too busy crucified in your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Go repent and leave a message after the tone.
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12 comments
this is HORRIBLE!
This is neither funny or humorous...no matter how you want to categorize it. And no, I'm not Catholic
Jesus fucking christ this is offensive!
Hahahahhahhaha....I love it!
I pissed my pants laughing so hard from this. It has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my entire life. This guys has to be drugs - fucking total wacko and sick bastard! OMG LOL
Wow, it's more pathetic than anything, for any reasonably bright person. Kinda like those really fine chicks that get tatts all over their bodies, this kind of thing just makes me sort of think how the future shapes up for someone who needs this kind of stuff. Old, alone in some room that smells like piss, covered in runny, intelligible smears. (That is for the few seconds it actually takes to think about it.) That part makes me smile. Ironically, I think Jesus would be all Dude, this puppy is pretty fucked up. Stand back, I'm gonna have to format his brain... CLEAR!! FOOOMP!! CLEAR!! Pretty sure this kind of thing is going to spell the end of Youmail soon though. DAMMIT. I NEED decent webmail... (sigh) oh well, it was cool for a while.Wait... so ING Direct and Facebook endorse this kind of thing?...
This is PATHETIC!!!!
HELL..I'M A RECOVERING CATHOLIC .. LOVE THIS!!
Very offensive!!
Haha! This is f'ing awesome!!!
That really is just too over the top, isn't this world messed up enough? Please delete this recording.
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