Free voicemail greetings
BUHBYENOW
HI AND THANX FOR CALLIN, THE PERSON WHO OWNS THIS PHONE REALLY DOESNT WANNA TALK OT YA, SO STOP CALLIN OR I MIGHT HAVE TO COME BY YOUR HOUSE AND SLAP THE DAYLITES OUTTA YA...SO BUH BYE NOW.
Hi and thanks for calling. Hey the person who owns this phone as well that they've got kind of thing going on so they couldn't answer the phone so I'm just here to kinda tell you that what I really don't wanna talk to you any more and where you're basically r******* for still calling and really they'd like you to leave him alone and and if you don't then I'm gonna have to come by your house and slap the living day lights out of you so do yourself a favor do me a favor because I don't wanna waste the effort on a piece of crap like you and stop calling. Alright lose this phone number. Otherwise it's gonna get ugly. So anyway bye bye now.
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32 comments
LOL nice.
lol a piece of crap like you. good stuff.
YES!! Perfect for my mother in law!
lol thats funny.
NICE!!!
EXCELLENT!
Perfect!
OMG LOVES IT
Love it!
perfection!
OMG!!! just too flippin funny!! love it
lol
PERFECT
FANTASTIC MESSAGE!
It'd be perfect without the physical threat.
That's freakin' hilarious I so need to use this on a certain someone. :D
I love this stuff ... only nothng works on the calls that are computer generated and leave no answer.
slap the living daylights LOL
NICE! WICKED! Thumbs up youmail!!
For my x
Iiiiiiii Like it.
Funny Funny Funny!
Sounds like Obama! Lmao!
ONE star for CAPS abuse re tard
Freakin awesome!
hahahahaha that's funny
Haha...genius!
Hysterically funny! I know exactly the person to use this one on!!!
Love this!!!!
Too funny
Absolutely hilarious! Love it!
Pmg@ that Omg! That is Great!