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Your messaging performance is crap. Simon Cowell from Fox Television phenomenon American Idol
Hi this is Simon to be honest that last message you left was the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. It sounded like a cats being strangle by gorilla. I've made more unpleasant noises on the toilet. I just don't think you have what it takes to leave an adequate voicemail to prove me wrong.
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Doesn't sound like Simon at all.
thats a fuckin fake simon!!!!!!! simon is fuckin brittish!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck is this shit? Sounds like shit
this is NOT simon
ha ha,, this is funny
idiot
Doesn't even sound like Simon AT ALL... lame!
Lol...
Idiot
That is Simon Cowell. I was there when he recorded this on his own voicemail