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Die in a fire!!!
Die in a fire!!!
I’m sorry, nobody at this number wants to talk to you. Please hang up, and die in a fire. Vicious and direct.
Added: 10/2/07
From: 1ManicNinja
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Tags: funny in professionalsounding ditch fire ditchmail a die
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At 6/27/14 8:32 AM, AmberMoon said...
a very stupid unrelated to life voicemail immatureI wouldn't use it was the last voicemail on Earth
At 2/5/14 2:27 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I know a very mean person that I am gonna send this to.
At 4/14/13 1:54 PM, *Anonymous* said...
*************************************************************************************************** CRAP NOISY audio *****************************************************************************
At 8/7/12 1:18 PM, *Anonymous* said...
To The Person Who Said Very mean... If You Don't Like It Don't Use It. Grow Up Already.
At 10/22/11 12:56 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I think this is great and people should wine and put up sob story's because frankly no one cares how many people you picked out of a fire lol
At 7/24/11 6:32 PM, yogistud said...
hahaha this one is by far my favorite hahahaha
At 2/8/10 1:34 PM, yoyo2 said...
Could you get introuble for using towards colloectors? like can I be accused of threatning someone! (if that's even possible)
At 10/27/09 11:13 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Very mean, and having picked people out of a fire who died that way... you really should think HARD before using this....
At 8/5/09 9:17 AM, airow said...
LMAO
At 2/21/09 12:59 AM, rleejr said...
that is mean, yet funny.
At 12/29/08 12:51 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Cold blooded
At 8/19/08 5:00 PM, *Anonymous* said...
awwwwwwwwwwwssssssseeeeeeommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeee

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